There was a once young gentleman outside of the Albertsons attempting to sell me a candy bar.

Gentleman:  Miss, would you like to buy a candy bar?

Cayleen:  No thank you, sir.

Gentleman:  You’re too beautiful to say no.

Cayleen:  *Turns around to smile politely, and continues walking*

I was under the influence that women, beautiful or not, had every right to exercise the use of that one very powerful monosyllabic word.  Besides, by his logic, every beautiful woman about to be raped SHOULD be, because they’re “too beautiful to say no.”

Watery logic indeed.